At school today, Jefferson was asked what he would do if he were President.
I asked him, "What would you do?"
"Give food." was his simple reply.
"Who would you give it to?" I inquired.
"All the people." given matter-of-factly.
Clearly I was distracting him. Cyber Chase was on. .
"Where would you get the food?" I pressed, interested.
"At Macey's." he said without missing a beat.
It makes perfect sense, after all. Where else would you get FOOD, but at a grocery store?
The other day, one of our sons, who shall remain nameless, was . . in the bathroom. I wouldn't mention this incident, but it's just too hilarious to pass up.
Anyway, this boy decided to open the window, as people sometimes do, to air things out a bit. . .
Well, as luck would have it, Aleia and Jeffy were in the backyard, simultaneously amusing themselves by throwing snowballs at the house. I don't get it either. You'd think they'd be throwing them at each other. . .
But sadly, and by pure coincidence, one of them lobbed a snowball just a little too accurately, and sailed it clean through the open window, right into aforementioned unfortunate big brother's lap. : ) He let us know.
I ask you, what are the odds?
Could your day get any worse? : ) Pardon me while I stifle a big grin.
Recently Tommy was pondering his upcoming birthday. I say upcoming because it takes place sometime in the next 6 months. Kids, you know. . . They like to plan ahead. So responsible! : ) Presents, presents, presents!
Anyway, all Tommy wants are movies. He's made a big, long list of a hundred or so of his favorites. He decided to be diplomatic and let us know in all seriousness, and in advance. . . that
"Do what you can do. . but wide screen is preferred."
That boy is in for a rude awakening come June 5th!
Jeffy, a while back, was looking at me threw a glass prism he'd concocted out of thin air. I don't know how he got it. I was sure I'd hidden it away in our closet. . .
He stood on the piano bench and made the astounded observation:
"Wow, I see a ton o' Mamas!"
I laughed and told him it was just me.
"Well. ." he said, undaunted, "You've got like a thousand sisters!"
: ) Ha ha ha. Isn't he cute!
Today, at Kindergarten, a couple of kids were quarreling.
When reprimanded, the first responded with the traditional. .
"He started it!"
The other countered, pouting. . .
"And he hit me second!"
Such pure entertainment!
You could hang out at the school all day, and never stop laughing!